My husband leaves his dirty dishes in the sink and says he'll get to them later but later never comes and I'm starting to think we have different definitions of time itself.
More people experience this than they realize.
You're living in two different temporal universes disguised as the same household.
“Where Are You with Nasreddin Hodja's stories — wisdom through absurdity?”
If this sounds familiar, the Library can help you find the bigger picture.